Semut: Ipan II

Saturday 9 July 2016

Ipan II

Me: Ipan tak boleh ikut ma pergi kedai
Ipan: Cikya ongok
Me: Apa?
Ipan: Cikya ongok
His mom: APA?!?! Cikya bongok?!
Ipan: Aah
His mom: *Tampor*

Hahahaha dan uke. Tak padan dengan pelat nak curse orang.  I bet he doesn't even know what it means.

...sambungan...

Me: Siapa ajar Ipan cakap macam tu? Mesti ikut abang long ni kan?!
Abang long: Dia ikut Mia la >.<
Me: Siapa ajar Mia?
Abang long: Ma
His mom: *Tampor*

Hahahahaha

Moral of the story is,
kids imitate.

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Saturday 9 July 2016

Ipan II

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